This morning I left my classroom which is on the first floor of the building it's in. This means to exit said building, I must go up the stairwell to get out. So, I proceed to the stairwell. Now, these stairwells take up enough space on most floors, but since it only has one half of the flight, there is a corner in the stairwell. In this corner, I saw a guy, standing with his back turned to me. I thought, what's he doing? He then turned toward me, with a mostly-innocent face and walked past me. I first assumed he had to adjust his zipper or something, but I'm not sure what to think. He was half hidden and it's dark in that corner. So, my mind thought of worse possibilities (get your mind outta 'da gutta'!). For example, maybe he had mad crotch itch, I dunno. It just bothered me that he used the stairwell when the guy's loo is 20 feet away.

Speaking of zippers, who invented double zippers? There is a ridiculous amount of effort that goes into zipping these. Why do shirts have them? Not that I hate them; I just hate when it's cold and I can't zip them. Are double zippers fashionable? Is it fashionable to not be able to zip your sweater or hoodie? If so, fashion isn't worth that sacrifice.

Was that a ridiculous comment? Absolutely.

Eww.... I don't get why anybody'd use the stairwell to um... go. That's so gross.

Also I'm not exactly sure what double zippers are but I'm guessing they're the ones where you have two pull-y thingys?
» randomjunk on 2008-04-29 07:54:26

Monstrously innocent.
That's such a cool way to describe it. :P

I guess he really had to scratch or something. It happens.
» middaymoon on 2008-04-29 08:49:36

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